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inventory.
House-Shaped Capsule - A small container with a strange drawing inside. Holding the capsule will cause various voices to warble in your ear, though you can only make out snatches of conversation.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
06. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
57. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
Forget-Me-Nots: A rather impressive bouquet of small blue flowers. It is said these particular flowers represent true love and respect to give to someone you never want to forget.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace. (x2)
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
Silk Cut Cigarettes (got from Flayn) - A white, slightly crumpled box of cigarettes with a purple square on it. Smoking is bad for you, kids.
Vial of Demon Blood (got from Chloe) - A small, dusty glass vial with a handwritten label that reads “Demon Blood”. Please don’t drink it.
The Ace of Winchesters (got from Chloe) - A magical lever-action rifle that supposedly has the power to annihilate demons. Works as a regular gun, too!
58. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this. (x2)
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
66. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though. (x2)
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... (x2)
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing. (one from vending, one from Adeline)
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
16. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing!
62. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
34. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. (x2)
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard. (x2)
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! (x2)
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
62. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice!
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft. (x2)